Osaka Cherokee

I ended up at my girlfriend's house last night drinking with her dad. I really didn't mean to get drunk, it just sorta happened. I probably wouldn't drink so much if beer didn't taste so damn good. Anyway Aki, her dad, was telling me a bunch of shit about when he was a kid. He grew up on an island (Tojima) in the Pacific just a short boat ride from Toba City, Mie Prefecture. Anyway, the craziest thing he told me that one of his relatives got eaten by a shark. That's some crazy shit. Apparently it ate the guys entire lower half. Right after telling me that he was like, "You wanna go visit my hometown someday? We can go swimming and whatnot." Yeah, that's exactly what I wanna do after hearing about one of his family members getting ripped in half by a shark!