Osaka Cherokee

i was riding home from the gym today and i rode past "the screamer". the screamer is my all time favorite wacko in town. he just rides his bike around screaming shit and shouting obcenities at people. when i rode by him he looked at me and yelled, "oi! omae doko ikun no?!" ("hey fucker, where you goin'?") this is the first time he has officially directed an insult to your truly. i feel like a regular member of town now.

in other news: the wayward pair of underwear that somehow fell off someone's ass and ended up on the classroom floor has yet to be claimed. a nice pair of white tighties has lost its owner. i'm still perplexed why the boy that had to have been walking around without his drawers on didn't notice. never a dull moment in the kindergarten.