Osaka Cherokee

A little sparrow flew into my classroom today. That signified the end of the day. Cuz nothing takes the attention away from a bunch of five year olds like a little birdie flying in. Half the class started chasing it around the room like a bunch of maniacs. I ended up catching it and letting it go. Of course catching the bird has elevated me to a whole new level of amazingness in the kids' eyes. The kids all started calling me 'Superman' after the incident.

I read that some guys in congress are thinking about proposing legislation to get dipshit Reagan's picture on the ten dollar bill. Mark my words, if that fool makes it on the ten dollar bill I will never use one for the rest of my life.

I just drank a C2, the new coke thing. It tastes just like watered down regular coke. This shit is gonna make some guys at coke rich. Wait...they're already rich!