Osaka Cherokee

I had no idea that Lance Armstrong got divorced and is now dating Sheryl "Suck Rock" Crow. I'm very very very disappointed in Lance. If he lose Le Tour this year it'll be because he's sacking up with that carpet bagger. That woman has dated like fifteen different celebrities. It looks to me like somebody's got a tiny wittle codependency problem. If I read some news article that says something like, "Lance was quoted as saying, 'Sheryl's song Everyday is a Winding Road (or whatever that fucking song is called) really inspires me.'" I swear I will start rooting for Jan Ulrich.

Well tomorrow is beer gardening with 4/5th's of the MJK. I'm sure we'll find some shit to get into. If last weekend is any indication than I'm sure we'll be knee deep in tomfoolery before the sun sets.
NOTE: I wrote a very long blog entry detailing the events of last night but something screwed up when I tried uploading it. I don't have the energy to try and remember what I wrote.