Osaka Cherokee

Every week at basketball we choose teams by janken (rock, paper, scissors) and if there are more than five people on a team the we use janken to see who sits out and who plays. I shit you not, I lose and have to sit out the first game every single week. Japanese people are always telling me I suck at janken. At first I thought this was complete bullshit but I'm starting to believe it now. After all, this country did invent the game hundreds if not thousands of years ago. How in the hell can I be bad at the stupid game? I'm gonna play myself in the mirror or something until I get better.



Song of the Moment: Black Sabbath- "Wicked World" from the 'Live at Last' CD.