Osaka Cherokee

I got attacked by some old lady today as I was walking with my class to a field to pick sweet potatoes (god I love kindergarten). She didn't inflict any bodily harm on me. It was more of an "I'm a crazy lady and I see a foreigner so let's go speak English to him" attack. She came up to me and was like, "NAME!? WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?", and wouldn't let go of my hand. I was Mr. Niceguy and talked with her for a bit but it was obvious that she had no intention of letting me go. Of course all the other teachers just walked by and giggled instead of helping me out. I eventually had to break free and got away by walking at a pace her old legs couldn't keep up with. She sat near the field the entire time we were digging up sweet potatoes but didn't come at me again. My kids kept pointing at her and were like, "Why don't you go and talk to your old lady friend again?". Ugggh!

John Kerry's comment about "marrying up" was the funniest thing I've heard in these debates since Bush's "Wanna buy some wood?" comment. These two should go on the road as a comedy team. Bush would have to stop that evil smirk or somehow incoporate it into the act first.

Song of the Day: Led Zeppelin- "Tangerine"