Osaka Cherokee

I had a basketball tournament this Saturday. Let me just start off by bragging that I didn't get into a single fight this time. ahhh, its been a long time since I could say that. We won our first game against a bunch of young guys. The second game we played a team of ten big fuckers. They were definitely the largest group of Japanese men ever assembled in one place. One guy was as tall as me but he was all skinny and shit. All the other guys were about 6'2" and weighed about 220. I could take a couple of 'em on but the force of five of 'em coming at me was too much. Of course my team are all a bunch of pussies so they got pushed around pretty bad. The scary thing about the other team is they all looked like a bunch of fucking Neanderthals. I swear to god they weren't completely human. The had to be member of the Japanese Subhuman Society, or JSS for short. Two of the guys had those mono-brow things. Those things always creep me out. I mean how fucking hard is it to shave that shit? I can shave my entire face in less than five minutes it can't take but a second to take one swipe at the outgrowth of hair between your eyes. We may have lost the game but I think my team can at least boast that we've kissed a girl, something those mouth breathers will never experience. Well shit, that's about all I got for you today. I went to the flea market today and all I bought was a bag of oranges and a thing of tea. Oh shit!! I'm turning into a Japanese old woman.




Song of the Day: Belle and Sebastian- "Wrapped Up in Books"