Wednesday, November 24, 2004
T Vision
Cable TV sucks! I don't mean that the content sucks, I'm saying that having cable TV sucks. I spend way too much time in front of the tube than I should. Granted my hour a day viewing habit is probably a lot less than the average sedentary American but its not what I'm all about. Well, at least I only watch The Simpsons, The Discovery Channel, and the History Channel.
I was flipping through today and I did catch a glimpse of a show on CNN called Crossfire. That little puss in the bowtie is a dickhead! Holy shit, I bet that guy got his ass kicked on a regular basis in high school.
One other thing I've been stopping at more and more often is stupid professional wrestling. I think I'm slowly being lured into it. Its probably some male instinct thing that's been laying dormant inside me for too long. I did notice that wrestling, or rassling if you're from a red state, has changed a lot since I was a little Hulkamaniac. First of all nobody has cool names any more. It's all normal names like Petey Joe or Frank Smith. What the hell happened to cool names like Junkyard Dog, Iron Sheik, or King Kong Bundy. They don't even throw in cool shit between their names like Jake "The Snake" Roberts, or Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka. What's the deal with that? Secondly, goddamn these guys are buff! If I were a homosexual or a woman I'd be watching this shit like it was the porno channel. Thirdly, there seems to be a lot more outside the ring drama than before.
I was flipping through today and I did catch a glimpse of a show on CNN called Crossfire. That little puss in the bowtie is a dickhead! Holy shit, I bet that guy got his ass kicked on a regular basis in high school.
One other thing I've been stopping at more and more often is stupid professional wrestling. I think I'm slowly being lured into it. Its probably some male instinct thing that's been laying dormant inside me for too long. I did notice that wrestling, or rassling if you're from a red state, has changed a lot since I was a little Hulkamaniac. First of all nobody has cool names any more. It's all normal names like Petey Joe or Frank Smith. What the hell happened to cool names like Junkyard Dog, Iron Sheik, or King Kong Bundy. They don't even throw in cool shit between their names like Jake "The Snake" Roberts, or Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka. What's the deal with that? Secondly, goddamn these guys are buff! If I were a homosexual or a woman I'd be watching this shit like it was the porno channel. Thirdly, there seems to be a lot more outside the ring drama than before.
Song of the Day: Ice Cube- "Doin' Dumb Shit"
# posted by Unknown : 9:41 PM
