Osaka Cherokee

The lady who runs our little block association thing came over the other day and apparently your boy has to put in some fire prevention duty. Basically I have to walk around with two other guys and slap these two pieces of wood together and yell out "Hey y'all, be careful of fires and whatnot." for a couple hours a night. Jesus Horatio Christ! I'm not Smokey The Fucking Bear! Aren't these people adults?! Can't they not set fire to their house unless people walk around and tell them to be careful?! Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

I can't wait to get out of this place. Four years ago I probably would've been all excited about this new "cultural experience" but now I see it for the bullshit that it is.