Osaka Cherokee

I came home last night and there was a letter on my door from the neighborhood association. Well it seems that the powers that be have elected me second in charge of crime prevention in the area! Yes! I'm not sure where my jurisdiction starts and ends but you can bet your ass I'm gonna exploit the minimal amount of power I have.
"Hey little girl. You're gonna have to put some pads on if you're gonna ride that tricycle! Don't fuck with me, I'm second in command of crime prevention in this sector!"

Song of the Day: Slayer- "Die by the Sword"