Monday, May 09, 2005
Urinal Blues
I went to Mt. Kongo for the 28th time yesterday. It was like retart day up at the top. There were about ten raging retarts doing their thing up there. Now don't get me wrong, I think its a good thing when their handlers take them out on these like day trips. Not to mention that it provides entertainment for the rest of us.
Most of the mentally handicapped are like big fuzzy teddy bears but ever so often you get a mean fucker in the bunch.
I was taking a pee in the far urinal in the little toilet shack they have up there when all of a sudden I'm shoved outta the way and immediately I'm peeing two urinals down without missing a beat. I look in the direction where hence I came and there's a big ol' retart scowling at me and getting ready to do his thing. His handler was all apologetic and whatnot. In the end it didn't really bother me that much. I'm mean, what could I have done anyway? Beat his ass? Beating up a retart is worse than beating up a girl.
Song of the Day: Nick Cave and the Badseeds- "Hiding All Away"
Most of the mentally handicapped are like big fuzzy teddy bears but ever so often you get a mean fucker in the bunch.
I was taking a pee in the far urinal in the little toilet shack they have up there when all of a sudden I'm shoved outta the way and immediately I'm peeing two urinals down without missing a beat. I look in the direction where hence I came and there's a big ol' retart scowling at me and getting ready to do his thing. His handler was all apologetic and whatnot. In the end it didn't really bother me that much. I'm mean, what could I have done anyway? Beat his ass? Beating up a retart is worse than beating up a girl.
Song of the Day: Nick Cave and the Badseeds- "Hiding All Away"
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