Osaka Cherokee

The local blues bar shut its doors today. Last night the owner had a big going under party. I got fuckin' hammered. Texas Tommy supplied the music and we were all so drunk and elated. The shit went on til 5:30 in the morning. As I was leaving some crazy girl that had covered herself in black chalk came running out the door and jumped into my arms. She was like a ghost of the bride of Satan. I was in no state to deal with anything like that. I held her up in the air to keep her from eating my soul not as a symbol of my affection. The owner hooked me up with about twelve bottles of liquor, a juicer, and an American flag. I can't decide to make Old Glory into a curtain or a cape.




Song of the Day: Texas Tommy- "I Got My Mojo Workin'"