Thursday, October 06, 2005
Run Gaijin Run
Why are 99% of long distance runners assholes? They have such a contempt for anybody who can't run a marathon at a 5 minute mile pace.
I've been running twice a week since this summer so I decided to sign up for a 10k run Matsubara City is hosting. I went and ran the course and I was pretty excited that I could do it. I was all stoked about the actual run coming up on the 6th of November. I told this runner guy at the gym and he started giving me some advice on how to go faster and whatnot. It was pretty good advice but I don't think he realizes that I'm not really going for speed I'll just be happy that I can finish it. Well now every time I see him in the gym he has to bust my balls about something. Today he was like, "You have no power in your calves."
Ok, this is a note to all you squirrely little runner fucks. "Just cuz you can run far doesn't mean you are a badass! If you weigh a 110lbs you better be a good runner cuz you are definitely a puss!"
Song of the Day: Nick Cave- "The Lyre of Orpheus"
I've been running twice a week since this summer so I decided to sign up for a 10k run Matsubara City is hosting. I went and ran the course and I was pretty excited that I could do it. I was all stoked about the actual run coming up on the 6th of November. I told this runner guy at the gym and he started giving me some advice on how to go faster and whatnot. It was pretty good advice but I don't think he realizes that I'm not really going for speed I'll just be happy that I can finish it. Well now every time I see him in the gym he has to bust my balls about something. Today he was like, "You have no power in your calves."
Ok, this is a note to all you squirrely little runner fucks. "Just cuz you can run far doesn't mean you are a badass! If you weigh a 110lbs you better be a good runner cuz you are definitely a puss!"
Song of the Day: Nick Cave- "The Lyre of Orpheus"
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