Osaka Cherokee

I played in a tennis tournament yesterday. A friend of mine asked me to play because they needed one more person for the team. I haven't played in like eight years and then was when I used to whoop the Hashikawa boys over at Davison high school. I did get one day of practice a couple weeks ago though. I'll tell you what, tennis is just like riding a bike, you never forget how to do it. I'm not as good as I used to be but I'm still respectable. Too bad all the other teams are people who play tennis a lot. We got our asses whooped. It came down to us and one other team at the end in a fight not to end up in last place. We finally won. But it wasn't a very sweet victory cuz I'm almost positive the other team was made up of one, if not two, retards. Its just not very satisfying beating the mentally challenged.
The tennis courts we're really weird. They were made of some strange substance. I don't know where they get this shit but they use it everywhere in Japan. Like the shit houses are made out of here. The shit isn't made up of any known element found on the periodic table. Maybe its Japanium. Its like a concrete, adobe, grass, plastic, wood, booger, mix or something that some mad scientist cooks up in the lab. They seem to build a lot of shit out of it whatever it is. Its kind a slippery though and to top it off they put sand on it. Why? I don't know. Its Japan. Somebody a long time ago decided that tennis courts need a good sprinkling of sand on 'em to make 'em more slippery therefore more dangerous. cuz it wouldn't be Japan without a complication. I'm sure their first choice was ice but they couldn't keep it from melting in the summer.

Song of the Day: Rush- "New World Man"