Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Trainstopping
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Rice Farming
We planted rice at school today. How Japanese is that!? Of course I had to listen to a twenty minute speech about how rice is a gift from the gods. I understand that rice tastes good and its the staple food of Asia but its really not as important as this country makes it out to be. Its not like rice can beat you in an arm wrestling match. Its not like rice can change your tire for you. Its not like rice can stop an atomic bomb from being dropped on a couple of your cities.
Song of the Day: Mastodon- "Iron Tusk"
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
This is not rocket science people!
"Look at that! Look at that! What does it say right there?! It says 9:40. The bus is coming at 9:40 you dumb son of a bitch!!"
Song of the Day: Outkast- "Rosa Parks"
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Beer Gardening
I think my dad summed it up best when we were at the beer garden last summer and he said, "If I lived in Japan I'd come here everyday!!"
Monday, May 09, 2005
Urinal Blues
Most of the mentally handicapped are like big fuzzy teddy bears but ever so often you get a mean fucker in the bunch.
I was taking a pee in the far urinal in the little toilet shack they have up there when all of a sudden I'm shoved outta the way and immediately I'm peeing two urinals down without missing a beat. I look in the direction where hence I came and there's a big ol' retart scowling at me and getting ready to do his thing. His handler was all apologetic and whatnot. In the end it didn't really bother me that much. I'm mean, what could I have done anyway? Beat his ass? Beating up a retart is worse than beating up a girl.
Song of the Day: Nick Cave and the Badseeds- "Hiding All Away"
Cherokee Ali
| Braggart You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant. |
| You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid |
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Hell in the Vegetable Aisle
All I wanted was some juice. But its only two aisles over Cherokee, just walk over there and get it. Oh nooooooo! Not here my friends. Between me and the juice are six old ladies either a) talking in the middle of the aisle with no intention of letting anybody go by or b)walking diagonally back and forth not paying a lick of attention where they are going. Aaaaaaaah!
I can almost grab the juice from here. Let's go around you say. No dice! More old ladies! And they're all wearing those creepy old lady hats! I'm trapped. Act natural. Look at the...um...corn soup and act like this is exactly where you wanna be. Oh fuck...They're closing in. Somebody please kill me!
Song of the Day: The Cure- "Three Imaginary Boys"
