Osaka Cherokee

My kids have to draw one big picture a month for us to hang on the wall. The decision of what to draw is left up to the teacher I teach with. This months theme is ME. She said she thought up the idea last night while she was lying in bed. What the fuck is she doing thinking about me while in bed? Wait...I get it.
Anyway the kids came up with some dope interpretations of your boy. The whole blue eye thing blows there mind. Half of them refuse to believe it even if I show them. Also about a third of them drew me with black hair. One kid drew me in red pajamas for one reason or another.

Takami turned 30 yesterday. Four months before your boy does.
We went out last night and she got pretty hammered. I was pretty messed up myself but not as bad as her.

Here's the photo rundown of the end of the night.

"Its your birthday you gotta drink more!"


"I'm so drunk. I wanna go home and sleep!"


"I will kill you!"

I was sitting the train station steps today waiting for my friend when a crazy bum came up to rap with me. He came up and got in my face and whatnot. I love this shit so I do what I always do, start talking jive English to him. "Hey what's up brother? What's happenin'? You got some fly honeys up in the crib for us?" Usually they just laugh and walk away after that. Well this fool turned a little violent. He started mumbling shit like an American bum. "You little fucker. I'll kick your ass. You ain't so big." So I was just laughing but some hot chick came over and was like, "Let's get outta here!" (big Cherokee saved by a bitch. Fuck!). Anyway I walk away and that fucker keeps following me spouting off his bullshit. "Come her you big fucker. I'll slap your peepee off. You can't shake me. blah blah blah!" so I just kept walking around the city with this crazy bum guy ten feel behind me yelling at me. People were shitting their pants. I finally shook him by walking up the train station stairs and then quickly walking down another set. I was down on the street and I could see him pacing back and forth in the station looking for me.

Never a dull moment in Japan.


Song of the Day: Rolling Stones- Waiting for a Friend

Its Sunday afternoon and I'm watching football and Takami is doing the laundry. We're the all American Family!

Song of the Day: Black Sabbath- Paranoid

I was sitting next to a very drunk old guy on the train on the way home from work yesterday. I knew he was drunk as fuck cuz I caught a whiff of him soon as I got on. I sat down next to him on purpose. This has become a little pastime of mine. I always like to sit next to the weird fucker on the train that all the other people are purposely avoiding. Why? Cuz fuck those people! Those are the same bastards that won't sit next to me cuz I'm a foreigner. So anyway, I'm just chilling there listening to Tupac and waiting for the inevitable. See a drunk old guy is never ever gonna pass up the opportunity to make contact with a foreigner. So he taps me on the shoulder and offers me a little candy. Now I know better to take it so I declined it by telling him I already had some gum in my mouth. This pacified him until the train got to his stop. Then he stands up and puts his hand up in the "gimme a high five" position. So I give him a high five and he's on his way. Every fucker on the train is absolutely amazed by what just transpired. It pretty much broke every single aspect of Japanese social etiquette (except ones dealing with chopsticks).
I sorta had an epiphany at that moment. It went something like this. Fuck all those people out there who think they are too good to give a drunk geezer a high five on the train. You'd figure the epiphany would be a little more subtle but what're gonna do.

Song of the Day: If I Die Tonight- Tupac