Osaka Cherokee

I was sitting the train station steps today waiting for my friend when a crazy bum came up to rap with me. He came up and got in my face and whatnot. I love this shit so I do what I always do, start talking jive English to him. "Hey what's up brother? What's happenin'? You got some fly honeys up in the crib for us?" Usually they just laugh and walk away after that. Well this fool turned a little violent. He started mumbling shit like an American bum. "You little fucker. I'll kick your ass. You ain't so big." So I was just laughing but some hot chick came over and was like, "Let's get outta here!" (big Cherokee saved by a bitch. Fuck!). Anyway I walk away and that fucker keeps following me spouting off his bullshit. "Come her you big fucker. I'll slap your peepee off. You can't shake me. blah blah blah!" so I just kept walking around the city with this crazy bum guy ten feel behind me yelling at me. People were shitting their pants. I finally shook him by walking up the train station stairs and then quickly walking down another set. I was down on the street and I could see him pacing back and forth in the station looking for me.

Never a dull moment in Japan.


Song of the Day: Rolling Stones- Waiting for a Friend