Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Strongman
I'm back at the good gym again. Its so nice to work out at a place better than the local shit hole i used to go to. Its also nice that it has girls there. Tons and tons of hot young Japanese girls. Goddamn! i can't even concentrate half the time. But that's not important. That's not what i brought you all in her to talk about.
i think I've brought this up before but I'm not sure. If i have, I'm sorry. i just have to get it off my chest. The same dumbass that puts 400 pounds on the bench press (smith machine) and then sets it on the highest hook and then lifts it one millimeter and then puts it back and then struts around like he's Hercules is still fucking there. And he's still doing that shit. And all the fucking Japanese guys keep thinking he's fucking awesome. That's the fucking problem with this place. Its isn't the fucking dumbass that "lifts" the weights. Its all the fucking morons who are always like, "damn man, you're fucking strong!" that are the problem. I am waiting for the day where that fucker misses that hook and all 400 pounds come crashing down on his chest. That, my friends, will be one of the greatest days of my life.
I saw the aforementioned dumbass in the city the other day. He was walking through the station with some call girl and he sees me and he brags to the girl that he knows me and shit. Fuck that! I've never said one word to that asshole and now he's using me to impress some chick he rented for the night. I think somebody needs a 45 lb. dumbell upside his head!
Because that's what was playing in the gym today as I was walking out.
i think I've brought this up before but I'm not sure. If i have, I'm sorry. i just have to get it off my chest. The same dumbass that puts 400 pounds on the bench press (smith machine) and then sets it on the highest hook and then lifts it one millimeter and then puts it back and then struts around like he's Hercules is still fucking there. And he's still doing that shit. And all the fucking Japanese guys keep thinking he's fucking awesome. That's the fucking problem with this place. Its isn't the fucking dumbass that "lifts" the weights. Its all the fucking morons who are always like, "damn man, you're fucking strong!" that are the problem. I am waiting for the day where that fucker misses that hook and all 400 pounds come crashing down on his chest. That, my friends, will be one of the greatest days of my life.
I saw the aforementioned dumbass in the city the other day. He was walking through the station with some call girl and he sees me and he brags to the girl that he knows me and shit. Fuck that! I've never said one word to that asshole and now he's using me to impress some chick he rented for the night. I think somebody needs a 45 lb. dumbell upside his head!
Because that's what was playing in the gym today as I was walking out.
# posted by Unknown : 9:29 PM
