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I keep getting these weird emails directed at somebody named Sue. They are mails from some chick who calls herself the Crochet Guru. The shit is beyond bizarre. I've seen people take a spiritual stance on some crazy shit but never about crochet. Here's how one of them began.


Hi Sue,

So how do you find a crochet guru? Want to find one? Is it difficult?

Believe it or not, there's nothing to it. I can tell you some simple Underground techniques that'll 'help' you get a crochet master in no time.


Whoa! Underground crochet techniques! Is there some rogue group of crochet-ers living amongst us "normal people"? Hiding out in abandoned warehouses having wild crochet orgies to help get in touch with their inner crochet spirit! Fuck, sign me up!

I can't tell if these mails are spam or just misdirected mails. None of them are the same so I'm thinking they might not be. But they do include some links to crochet sites and whatnot so maybe they are. This is my new bizarre hangup. I gotta get to the bottom of this. I'm gonna wait these mails out a little longer before I attempt communication with these people. Its better to remain optimistically cautious at a time like this.

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