Osaka Cherokee

Well if all goes as planned it looks like I'll be playing in a football league. I can't fucking wait! I'm gonna play defense and my first goal is to hit somebody so hard they get seriously injured. My first goal was to hit somebody so hard I kill 'em but I've since realized such a feat would weigh heavy on my conscience.

I've been training in preparation for the madness. I did a shitload of jump squats on top of my usual leg routine and then ran a bunch of wind sprints last night on top of a little 2 mile run. My legs feel like somebody beat them with a baseball bat!