Osaka Cherokee

Well I officially started my football career today. We had a three hour practice. Shit was fucking awesome. Let me tell you, having a free reign to just barrel into people and inflict as much damage as possible is fucking great. We got some big dudes on our team. There's a couple fuckers bigger than me. But they aren't as crazy as I am. Man, I cannot wait to do this again next Sunday.
I can't believe I'm thirty years old and playing on a ratty ass football league in Japan. I'm not gonna have a secure 401k or a nest egg or anything else that I don't know anything about but I'll definitely die with the most memories and stories.

For those of you that know football I'm the defensive tackle. Goddamn this shit is awesome.