Saturday, September 02, 2006
Communist Rock
I went to try and get some football cleats today and no store in the whole fucking mall had my size. Its not like size 12's are fucking ginormous or anything. Everything I go in and ask if they have 12's (30 cm) they look at me like I'm a fucking freak of nature. I understand that they are bigger than the average sized Japanese foot but its not so big that I should be treated like a mutant. I'm sure if I guy walked into an American shoe store and asked for a size 15 they'd be able to accommodate him with at least one shoe type in his size.
Today is the last day of the election campaigns for city council or as I like to call it "noise pollution from hell". This year is particularly bad. Those fuckers are out driving around blasting their slogans, wait I mean names over and over and over ad infinitum, around the fucking clock. That is except for the good ol' communist party. Apparently they couldn't come up with enough cash, or couldn't come up with enough distribution of labor since cash is erroneous to their ideals, to buy a vehicle so they are out there on foot. Good for them. Keeping with their proletariat stance. If I were allowed to vote I think I'd go down and vote for them since they noise pollution was limited to the smallest area. Maybe I'll tape my eyes slanty, cut myself off at the knees, get a rod Stewart haircut, don a pink shirt that says "fResH LifE FAst luv gimmegiMMe!", a real shiny belt, and act like I'm a tough guy, and maybe they won't even notice I'm not Japanese. I'll let you know how that goes.
Today is the last day of the election campaigns for city council or as I like to call it "noise pollution from hell". This year is particularly bad. Those fuckers are out driving around blasting their slogans, wait I mean names over and over and over ad infinitum, around the fucking clock. That is except for the good ol' communist party. Apparently they couldn't come up with enough cash, or couldn't come up with enough distribution of labor since cash is erroneous to their ideals, to buy a vehicle so they are out there on foot. Good for them. Keeping with their proletariat stance. If I were allowed to vote I think I'd go down and vote for them since they noise pollution was limited to the smallest area. Maybe I'll tape my eyes slanty, cut myself off at the knees, get a rod Stewart haircut, don a pink shirt that says "fResH LifE FAst luv gimmegiMMe!", a real shiny belt, and act like I'm a tough guy, and maybe they won't even notice I'm not Japanese. I'll let you know how that goes.
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