Osaka Cherokee

i watched the tigers game live this morning. i spent a half hour trying to find that shit on some internet radio station before i realized, "hey wait a minute. the japanese like baseball. that shit might be on tv.". sure enough it was. now let's get one thing out there right now. i am not a baseball fan. baseball is the boringest sport on the planet. any sport where opposing players chat with each other after reaching base is not a sport for me.
could you imagine guys on the line in football.
defensive tackle- "hey there. how ya doin'? how are the kids? did that new lawn treatment spray i recommended work out?
offensive tackle- "oh, joan and the kids as splendid. thanks for asking. oh yes that spray did wonders for my dandelion problem. thanks a bunch for telling me about it. oh, well it looks like we're about to snap the ball so i'll talk to you next play."
but the weather is fair so i'm coming out to support my [abandoned] home team. so like a true michiganian all i gotta say is "fuckin' tigers!" hatred for a losing team is most definitely a detroit thing. i've seen aussies and new zealanders get in fist fights here over rugby/soccer/cricket matches but i've never seen another human HATE their team after they lose like detroiters. i love it.

ps fuckin' lions!

pps fuckin' pistons. still not over last year's bullshit.