Monday, December 25, 2006
Ticket to Heaven
merry christmas. i hope you're all opening your presents and getting ready for some real christmas food. i myself am calling it a night after working, eating some indian food, and then going to basketball. just another day here in japan.
takami bought me some slippers that are way too small and a scarf. she also fed me a rotten potato that has had me fucked up for the past two days.
i volunteered to be santa at an old folks home on saturday. ya know i'm completely morally bereft about 363 days a year and then i spend the extra three replenishing my karma. this was one of those days. i figure its buying my ticket to heaven. like the time i repaired that amish girl's bike. that bought my way into christian heaven. the way i see it this little stint at the old folks home reserved my space in buddhist and shinto heaven. i figure its good to cover all your bases.
song of the day: james brown- "the things that i used to do" from his very very strange "messin' with the blues" album. r.i.p. soul brother. say "hi" to old dirty bastard and copernicus for us.
takami bought me some slippers that are way too small and a scarf. she also fed me a rotten potato that has had me fucked up for the past two days.
i volunteered to be santa at an old folks home on saturday. ya know i'm completely morally bereft about 363 days a year and then i spend the extra three replenishing my karma. this was one of those days. i figure its buying my ticket to heaven. like the time i repaired that amish girl's bike. that bought my way into christian heaven. the way i see it this little stint at the old folks home reserved my space in buddhist and shinto heaven. i figure its good to cover all your bases.
song of the day: james brown- "the things that i used to do" from his very very strange "messin' with the blues" album. r.i.p. soul brother. say "hi" to old dirty bastard and copernicus for us.
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