Osaka Cherokee

i watched the tigers game live this morning. i spent a half hour trying to find that shit on some internet radio station before i realized, "hey wait a minute. the japanese like baseball. that shit might be on tv.". sure enough it was. now let's get one thing out there right now. i am not a baseball fan. baseball is the boringest sport on the planet. any sport where opposing players chat with each other after reaching base is not a sport for me.
could you imagine guys on the line in football.
defensive tackle- "hey there. how ya doin'? how are the kids? did that new lawn treatment spray i recommended work out?
offensive tackle- "oh, joan and the kids as splendid. thanks for asking. oh yes that spray did wonders for my dandelion problem. thanks a bunch for telling me about it. oh, well it looks like we're about to snap the ball so i'll talk to you next play."
but the weather is fair so i'm coming out to support my [abandoned] home team. so like a true michiganian all i gotta say is "fuckin' tigers!" hatred for a losing team is most definitely a detroit thing. i've seen aussies and new zealanders get in fist fights here over rugby/soccer/cricket matches but i've never seen another human HATE their team after they lose like detroiters. i love it.

ps fuckin' lions!

pps fuckin' pistons. still not over last year's bullshit.

Just got back from a little excursion to the maternity/baby stuff megaplex in the city. I'll tell you what. I thought the ob/gyn section of the hospital titilated my pregnant fetish but let me tell you something. The maternity section is the place to go if your fetish runs down the same twisted path as my own. Goddamn! So many hot little pregnant Japanese chickies shopping with their little bellies stickin' out. I had a half chubby the entire time. Hey I know some of you out there might not dig this like I do but lemme tell you something, that hot little thing in the tight skirt and half shirt might look like a slut but there's a chance that she's still a virgin, but when you see a pregnant girl you know she's done it at least once. YES!!!

Song of the Day: Charlie Daniels- "Cowboy Logic"