Osaka Cherokee

Will Smith was on Japanese TV tonight. Oh and how the Japanese are twitterpated to have such a big American star come on. Anything the man did was just off the fucking hook amazing. He could almost juggle three bean bags and the entire crowd and staff soiled their drawers. Then he figured out the intricacy of a traditional Japanese wooden puppet game that your average two year old could do with absolutely no problem and once again the entire place messed in their pants. Oh but we're not finished yet. Then three Ultramans, or is that Ultramen???, came out and Will Smith had to join them to defeat some enemy guy. And you guessed it, they had to airlift in a whole new set of undergarments for everybody.

Here's an only in Japan experience for you. I just got yelled at for ten minutes because I pulled the plug in the sink to let out the water and a chopstick got sucked down the drain. It just totally disappeared. You'd figure it'd stick out a little bit, right? Nope. That little fucker got devoured. According to my wife I am a dumbass because I didn't foresee this happening before I pulled the plug. Like i have any cultural background knowledge for this. Like I'm supposed to go, "Oh yeah, that's right. Just like the time I lost a chopstick down the sink back in fifth grade!".
i think the main question I need to be asking is what do I do with that chopsticks mate? Do I throw it away? Do I keep it around in case another chopstick accident occurs and I can use the two pairless sticks to make a new team? i doubt if its the latter. i get yelled at every time i attempt to use two chopsticks that aren't a pair (only when my wife is around though. When the bitch ain't around I use two different chopsticks on purpose. Take that bitch!!). I think its best to tread lightly on this one. I wouldn't want to infringe on yet another chopstick rule. They probably got some archaic torture for people who break too many chopstick/slipper/bath rules. I know I gotta be gettin' close to that limit by now.