Osaka Cherokee

i switched banks to one that actually has an online banking system. i know those of you in the real world take such luxuries for granted but this country is still living in the dark ages.
so i go to the site and sign up for the shit. it says that i have to wait for a confirmation mail to start using it. well...now those of you living in the 21st century are thinking "yeah, that makes sense. the confirmation mail comes to your email. you click on the link in the mail, perhaps have a confirmation number, and then you're ready to roll." HA! silly barbarian! when i said "mail" i'm talkinng about good ol' fashioned house mail. for all i know the letter will be delivered on horseback and be written on a parchment scroll.

i'm telling you, there is nothing this country abhores more than the internet. people in burundhi and laos are using the internet with impunity and japan is still like, "i don't know. i heard about somebody in bumfuck, iowa got their credit card number stolen online. quick, shut down the whole system." once again, the main problem with the internet is that it came from gaikoku, overseas, so it can't be trusted.